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Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.
My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.
by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011
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sneaky colombian

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
by dan, destroyer of worlds November 9, 2008
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Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start
Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
by broadsword March 16, 2014
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Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.
Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)
by SassySam July 13, 2012
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Colombian Chronic

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.
hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!
by Yamma-San March 24, 2003
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Colombian Sneeze

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.
"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"
by WeedApple August 16, 2023
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dirty colombian

When you snort Cocaine out of your girlfriend's asshole.
Yo bro, Sarah just let me do a Dirty Colombian to her. It was amazing!
by Nasty Manager September 12, 2018
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