spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 13, 2023

anxiety tension

usually occurs when you suck that glock glock 3000…

i got anxiety tension after i left the Jakes room at 3 am.

by CandyGirl101 January 24, 2024

Sexual tension

The tension that Leo hart and Randall from monsters inc have for each other

How did you write the sexual tension in your Leo x Randall fanfiction

by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

Platonic Tension

In between the friend zone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and share an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been getting awfully close."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

Tension Porn

Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions

all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.

Her boobs were about to explode because of her massive implants. I love tension porn.

by nonobutbut March 5, 2022

Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016