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Tankie

A term for over-obsessed Thomas and Friends fans that don't even exist. Twitter users like to use this term for Rule 34.
Hey! You like Thomas? My man, you're a Tankie! Awesome!

...what???
by phonefucker97 December 13, 2022
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Tanky-wanky

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU
by amrpowershot January 8, 2021
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ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"
"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"
by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024
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Tankie

A Socialist or Communist; Anyone who doesn't invest in - or particularly agree with a Western-American Worldview. Commonly used to describe those who don't take the side of the United States, usually when referring to politics or wars.
Alex said that he doesn't agree with the NATO invasion of Libya, even though it was a totalitarian dictatorship! He is such a tankie! - Henry thinks the embargo of Cuba is illegal, haha! Cope tankie!
by Informatory June 14, 2024
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tankie

The nickname for a person who welds/fabricates/erects water towers across the United States
“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a tankie. I travel for work, on the road 300+ days out of the year building different types of water towers.”
by Thecword52 December 19, 2022
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tankie

A caricature of a communist. A stereotype used in right-wing soyjak memes. They uncritically support everything socialist countries did, hate America to a point they would side with those they normally wouldn't, like Russia or Iran.
the label "tankie" is used as an insult. it effectively replaced "commie" since communists actually identify as communists and wouldn't take offense being called commies.
nowadays tankie has become an umbrella term the right uses for "everyone i don't like" on par with "sjw" or "woke". sometimes even non-communist leftists get called tankies or rightists who oppose american imperialism
Person 1: "Communism no food haha"
Person 2: "CIA themselves said people in USSR ate better than USA"
Person 1: "SHUT UP TANKIE"
by fatherless 124 December 7, 2023
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