the spiderman

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

by jimi d licious December 3, 2005

The Spiders From Mars

The Spiders From Mars were David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust's three-piece rock band from 1971 to mid 1973, however they were only officially known by this name following the album's release in June 1972. Bowie has said that the inspiration for the name came when he was writing the song "Ziggy Stardust". The band consisted of:

Mick (Ronno) Ronson (Band leader, guitar, piano and vocals)
Mick (Woody) Woodmansey (drums)
Trevor Bolder (bass)

"...you're the blessed, we're the Spiders From Mars..." 'Hang Onto Yourself' (Bowie)

by FerretHog December 28, 2005

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018

The Spiderman

Upon reaching climax while doggying your partner you first must fake ejaculation onto their backside while catching your ejaculate in your hand. Your partner will believe you to be finished with intercourse and will most undoubtely turn around to look at you in a hopefully satisfied manner. At this moment , you use the semen that you have now equally distributed in each hand and flick the semen at your partners face using the same motion that spiderman uses to shoot his webs in the comic books/movie. As you tarnish your partners face in semen you will yell "GO WEB GO!!!" Please reference the scene in the first spiderman movie where he is trying out his newly found web forming powers and yells this exact phrase.

"I gave her the spiderman because I enjoy humilating all of my lovers in a most satisfying manner"

by skankinmat May 7, 2007

Across the Spiderverse

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 June 26, 2023

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum

While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.

1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.

by Nic Flair Has Flair December 14, 2010

The Spiderman Fallacy

A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.

Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.

The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.

Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.

Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!

Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?

Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?

by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010