two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

Scratching

Means to be thinking. Like when you are thinking you scratch your head.

person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothin, I'm just scratching about what im doing this weekend.?

by Drika February 28, 2009

scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

scratchin'

A sound resembles a scratching recorded sound/song, that DJ(s) use for mixing different tracks together, or just to make it crunk

Did you hear that DJ's scratchin' ?

by cygnuz September 29, 2004

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003