Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

Scottish Tan

Due to the lack of sunlight in Scotland and cold temperatures -particularly in the North- it is often said that people develope very pale skin with a blue hue to it. This is known as a Scottish tan.

Look at him. He's only been in Scotland for 6 months and already he's got a Scottish tan.

by PastyBlueHighlander September 6, 2010

scottish curse

1) Having to fight off women from birth, all Scotsmen are born with this.
2) The Scotland National Team
3) Scottish Weather

1) "oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! I can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh damn this scottish curse"
2)
commentator: "AND KENNY MILLER MISSES ANOTHER SITTER!"
me: "aw for fucksake, scottish curse"
3) "pissin' of rain again, fuckin scottish curse"

by Zeb MacHaggis May 17, 2006

Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Scottish bandana

A sexual favor offered as a sign of appreciation to a newly arrived tourist from a foreign land.

Gretchen was so happy that William's band played in her remote hometown, she offered him a Scottish bandana.

by Chellacked March 13, 2015

scottish blowjob

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020