one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>The L In Boruto Is Delta, That Bitch Is So Annoying, That I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, Messenger Add Oak, Thought She Was In Naruto<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The L In Boruto Is Delta, That Bitch Is So Annoying, That I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, Messenger Add Oak, Thought She Was In Naruto<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The L In Boruto Is Delta, That Bitch Is So Annoying, That I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, Messenger Add Oak, Thought She Was In Naruto<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 29, 2025

《¤》Emmanuel《¤》Castillos《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Apartment《¤》Did《¤》Not《¤》Have《¤》Almost《¤》Anything《¤》Placed《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》Everyone《¤》Who《¤》Mentions《¤》The《¤》Idea《¤》Symbol《¤》To《¤》I《¤》Symbol《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》

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《¤》Emmanuel《¤》Castillos《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Apartment《¤》Did《¤》Not《¤》Have《¤》Almost《¤》Anything《¤》Placed《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》Everyone《¤》Who《¤》Mentions《¤》The《¤》Idea《¤》Symbol《¤》To《¤》I《¤》Symbol《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Is Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Is Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Is Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Tiffany Has A LockHeart So I Tapped You Twice: 《¤》

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Person 343: Tiffany Has A LockHeart So I Tapped You Twice: 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025