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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25
Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything
by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020
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throw short people day

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's
by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023
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Short Black People

Commonly mistaken as a niglet. These people often can be very aggressive. Their names usually start with R or A
I hate short Black people. There so mean.
by Nowords4Me February 2, 2023
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Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023
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kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023
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On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024
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