On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
Get the National Short People Daymug. by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
Get the National Beat Up Short People Daymug. A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
Get the National Short People Named Marius Daymug. Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
by Qualex6 September 22, 2022
Get the Short People Daymug. October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
Get the National Make Tall People Short Daymug. As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
Get the Eat short people monthmug. John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
Get the National throw short people daymug.