International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

short people stink

It means what it says really I’m talking about short people 6 foot and under they stink of shit are ugly as shit and just are annoying little pricks that should just get stomped on wankers.

short people stink like If you see a short person kick him up in the sky the little smelly cunt.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Short people

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.

If you see a short people stomp on him.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021