A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.
by Amon128 February 16, 2022
Get the Reflex Mathmug. Guy: What's the reflexive property?
Math guy: The reflexive property.
Guy: Dude, that's what I just said.
Math guy: Exactly.
Math guy: The reflexive property.
Guy: Dude, that's what I just said.
Math guy: Exactly.
by Zero Beat July 10, 2009
Get the reflexive propertymug. Your fingerbanging some random slut when all the sudden you pull up red. You instinctively wipe it on her pants, and without hesitating thrust her head downwards for the obligatory blowie.
Nick: Man, this bitch was so hot, but I fucking pulled up red, unreal. The reflex took over.
Chris: That sucks dude..Did she resist?
Nick: Nah, she was no stranger to the red reflex.
Chris: That sucks dude..Did she resist?
Nick: Nah, she was no stranger to the red reflex.
by dj ileum April 22, 2011
Get the Red reflexmug. Gaming term crossover. Reference to Pro Evolution statistics, one of which is Reflexes. The highest value is 99, hence when someone has reacted very quickly this phrase can be used. Also implemented sarcastically.
by fwubba August 26, 2005
Get the reflex 99mug. The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism
Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex
by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 1, 2006
Get the Benson reflexmug. The learned behavior or reflex to rewind DVD, Blu-ray or other digital media after years or decades of using VHS, tape and other cassettes. Instilled by VHS rentals requiring rewinding of said media before returning.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 13, 2011
Get the VH Reflexmug. Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.
The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.
The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).
Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.
by Rectue May 27, 2013
Get the The Goal Reflexmug.