Raymond

An annoying Asian guy that has a small pen15 and has a huge ego. He has a lot of money and thinks that he can buy someone something and they'll automatically like him. He tends to be depressed all the time and thinks everyone likes him but they really don't. He doesn't give a shit about what anybody says because he's so ego like Kanye West. He thinks he knows rap music but he doesn't. He also goes after girls who he knows that he can't get and thinks bombshell bras are amazing.

Girl 1: "I think Raymond likes you. He's all over you"
Girl 2: "Eww he's nasty"
Raymond:(to girl 2) "CHING CHONG YOU IS MINE"

by taco bell queen June 30, 2014

Raymond

Most Raymond's act real gay in the way they act and behave. Mainly being called a Zane by many others. Raymond are also really commonly Autistic in thought and actions and are incapable of changing there "gay" ways

Stop being such a Raymond!

by IDontShareToast October 6, 2018

Raymond

A gay boy who is addicted to anime. He cant love without it and even sleeps and lives with a body pillow.

Person 1: Ewww who is that guy?
Person 2: Eww I know right, Its probably a Raymond

by Syechrome July 4, 2019

Raymond

The kid that likes to suck on pens in the middle of class, and hit a tree with his "Weedwacker" screaming. He also likes to crawl on the floor screaming and crawling towards people, and calling it "disturbing the peace". He likes to bash apples on his head like me! He is my Son! He is my favorite!

Raymond! We should draw a peenee!

by Facking_Rats October 29, 2018

Raymonding

Touching someones face as a greeting or goodbye.

Can be friendly or more.

"O my gosh, did you see that? They were just raymonding!"
"Oh my, that's a bit touchy!"

by FrSpringHead April 2, 2009

raymond

raymond- is the most loving guy on earth, just seeing his smile makes me smile. he's the most loving, kind, caring, amazing boyfriend you'll ever meet. he makes you happy when you're sad. he makes you love him more and more each day you're with him. he'll bring the sun to your shine and the apple to you tree and the love to your heart. no other guy could could replace him in my heart. he's all a girl could ever need in her life! just knowing he's always gonna be yours forever, makes you believe in the love yall share.

i love that raymond!

by cilla babyy January 13, 2010

Raymondism

Any of the ridiculous sayings a Raymond would come up with. Raymondisms are never actually funny, but because they were said by a Raymond, everyone automatically laughs.

1. "dude! so i was at Raymond's last night --" "-- omg ANOTHER Raymondism?"
2. douchefag
3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB.
4. don't you feel DUMB now?
5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY
6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.

by ari_eloise November 17, 2010