greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

Runway Raider

A War Thunder term of a low level bomber avoiding enemy fighters to land on the runway and use its defensive gunners to destroy the undefended anti-aircraft guns and remain unnoticed, but inevitably shot down after taking off to try and bomb additional ground targets.

A: What the fuck is our bomber doing?
B: He’s only got 50 kg bombs, no use in bombing tanks or bases, straight to runway raiding
C: God damn runway raider is stealing my anti-mech medals

by K0it July 17, 2025

Sticky Runway

When you cum on a bitches c-section scar, rub the cum in, then slide your dick on it like a slip n’ slide.

Last night, Brad made a sticky runway on my tummy!

by UnholySmurf March 21, 2024

Runwayed

When you sneeze into your elbow, but miss and end up sneezing on top of your elbow, creating a sort of runway to catapult your germs outwards.

Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: “Hey you just Runwayed, what the heck”
Person 1: “oh no I’m sorry”

by Cowplaterrrrr July 14, 2022