nightmare on puberty street 

A crappy show we're forced to watch in middle school.

"Dude did you see nightmare on puberty street?"
"Not yet but that shits gay af."

nightmare on puberty street by ReversingTime December 17, 2018

Font puberty 

When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.

Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.

Font puberty by ColorMyStereo November 20, 2009

polyphonic puberty 

During the period of which a boy becomes a man and his voice begins to break, the high pitched squeek this individual projects.

whay boy! thats a bad case of polyphonic puberty

polyphonic puberty by Jamal Ballerach August 15, 2007

cognitive puberty 

a time in one's life typically mid twenties or more specifically 24 going on 25 when one does not know who the hell they are or where the hell they are going. This may be exhibited through mood swings, fatigue, backaches, headaches, frequent urination, food cravings, and nausea.

I think I'm going through cognitive puberty, last night after a 10 hour work day, I volunteered at the humane society, mentored a kid, watched the news, went to happy hour, played beer pong, auditioned to be a dancer - got rejected and woke up in my parent's basement.

cognitive puberty by Maria Garcia Perez Rodriquez January 25, 2011

Rule of Puberty 

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

Rule of Puberty by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

blame puberty 

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel

It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)

blame puberty by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

gay puberty 

The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.

Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"

Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"

gay puberty by ruggerlad August 29, 2011