pooter punt

kicking of the vagina in the same manner you would punt a football, very painful, can be used to make a point, revenge, or birth control,

WARNING: There is a very good chance if you pooter punt your girlfriend she will never have sex with you ever again.....so pooter punt responsibly!

Man your old lady is being such a cunt i'm two seconds from pooter punting her!!

by 11shooter July 25, 2010

musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.

Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.

by peniledysfunction March 3, 2011

Sugar Pooter

When you pass gas and a little bit of crap comes out and makes your butt hole sticky, like wet sugar.

Dan: I really gotta fart, but it might be a sugar pooter!

Lauren: Sick! Do you know how many pair of your underwear I've had to throw away!!

Dan: Yeah, that was definitely a wet one, I'll be right back!

by LGingerP June 16, 2009

pooter-tang

The area between a woman's pooter (butthole) and poontang (vagina). A female version of a taint.

The pooter-tang is a rare delicacy where flavors from the north and south meet.

by Brian Phish January 25, 2008

Pooter Pudding

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.

Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.

by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005

pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.

"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"

by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012

snooter pooter

The act of having flatuence out of your vagina and fecal matter follows

Look at Megan, she often snooter pooters, and thinks I don't hear it.

by Jeofferythegiraffe September 25, 2016