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Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing someone after having bad sex.
I gave her the ol’ Shanky Panky, after she gave me that wallered out stanky.
by Tylerbarker870 May 1, 2024
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Hanky-Panky

Hanky-Panky is a good boy
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"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
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Ranky Panky

Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky
The CEO engages in Ranky Panky.
by Michael Greenberg September 3, 2008
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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Cranky panky

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021
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Janky Panky

I tried to get some lovin but all I got was some Janky Panky!
by Validation Nation June 17, 2020
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