Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017

Political Piglet

A Politician who Moves from one Political Party to Another

Joseph is a Political Piglet, Because he cant settle in one political Party

by LucaT September 17, 2020

Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

sheepy shoopy piglet

sheepy shoopy piglets snort when they laugh during a meet call. sheepy shoopy piglets come home from school and sleep in their uniform for 3 hours. sheepy shoopy piglets eat coconuts and sometimes crossbreed with cows to make a very fluffy but big animal. sheepy shoopy piglets wheeze a lot until their stomach hurts. sheepy shoopy piglets are 6 foot tall piglets from germany and tamil nadu at the same time. sheepy shoopy piglets are very nice. thank you.

them: do you know what the sheepy shoopy piglet did yesterday?
me: no, what did the sheepy shoopy piglet do?
them: they sheeped and shooped and pigged.

by Sushila Sharma December 14, 2023

Pigletting

Another word for pegging. If you use a strap-on to fuck a boy. Often seen in porn

A: how was your date?

B: after the coffee she pulled out a strap-on. She wanted to do pigletting. I ran away the moment she turned around.

A: why? It's one of the best feelings ever.

by 9gaggers_are_virgins December 25, 2017

pigletting

To piglet one's partner is to stuff them with food: lemons, apples, limes, rosemary, thyme, cranberries, etc. When engaging in the sexual act of pigletting, it is suggested that one is hung upside down over a low heat fire, and slowly rotated. When such position becomes unbearable, your piglet is ready. Enjoy.

Sam: "hey babe ;) do you wanna try pigletting tonite?"
Olivia: "Yes! Ill be your dirty little piglet! Just remember, I am allergic to lime!"

by YourDirtyLittlePiggy October 05, 2022

Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her

Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool

by Premiums April 11, 2021