haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people

this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady

by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022

Angry old lady

Judy

Judy is just a angry old lady

by Themango2 February 13, 2022

Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024