Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.
by DrSponge July 15, 2024
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When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020
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Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people
this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady
by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022
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