chuck norris 

A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.

Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.

chuck norris by Skeeter McGantry September 13, 2008

Nordick Helmet 

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

cuck norris 

1. The opposite of chuck Norris

2. a higher level of cuckold never thought obtainable.. until now

*a lonesome cuck walks into a bar*
random guy: why hello cuck Norris. aint you in the wrong place?

cuck norris by big blue foe March 28, 2018

Chuck Norris 

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.

Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris by schlogden February 19, 2008

Nordin 

Nordin is a common Swedish surname. Sometimes spelled as Nordeen by North American immigrants, to emulate the Swedish emphasis on the second syllable. Nordin can also be one of the spellings of the Islamic name Nur al-Din. Nordin is also the name of an underground pirating, hacking group.

The name is Nordin.

Nordin by IsTimeAnIllusion? June 1, 2016

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.

0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!

chuck norris by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003

chuck norris 

A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God

Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?

chuck norris by Jordan IV of the dark warrior of the northern seas of all hate and evil August 2, 2006