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Crap

The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush
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crap

The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.
Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap
by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015
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Crap

Crap Is One of the Worlds Newest Musical Styles.
Basically, Crap Is a Fusion between Country Music And Rap, Which Is where It's Name came from.
It involves rapping over a country instrumental, which can sound Great Or Terrible and Cringy.
Hey, Do You Like Country?
Nah, I'm More into Rap.
I have an Idea, Let's Listen. To Crap Instead!
by Mr. Jellyfish January 20, 2019
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Crap

Did you hear that music. It sounds like my ass when i mix watermelon, grape koolaid, fried chicken, fried taters, beans, n cornbread together. A whole lotta crap
by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017
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Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.
by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017
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Crap

Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.
1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?
by the.jez September 15, 2018
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crap

1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality
1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.
by Prizrak July 9, 2015
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