national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight

John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it

by PRINCEMEL10234 June 7, 2021

National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!

This day is on October 29

Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

by Tylol1234 October 28, 2019

National f*ck your friend day

Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th

“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”

by Hallaatyaboi June 16, 2021

National Bully your smallest friend day

December 11th, national bully your smallest friend day. Your welcome

National bully your smallest friend day is when you bully your friend that is shorter than you

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

November 27th

Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!

by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021