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Moisture Oyster

I would love to put my mouth on her moisture oyster!
by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 13, 2020
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african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows
by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021
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moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.
This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H
by JohnHector May 16, 2022
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Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.
by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019
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