moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 15, 2022

moisture whoopti-doo

Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds

Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?

by Groovintunes March 23, 2011

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 03, 2016

Moisture Oyster

A part of the female anatomy. (Vagina)

I would love to put my mouth on her moisture oyster!

by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 14, 2020