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Micropenis

A penis so small you would need the Hubble space telescope in order to see the penis.
Hey, sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have a micropenis. 😭
by j3tblaqk July 8, 2025
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macropeen

An unbelievably colossal penis.

The opposite of micropeen.
The man crumbled under the weight of his macropeen after unzipping his pants.
by clanker11 September 15, 2025
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Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx
My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.
by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023
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