Mario Kart

One of the Big Three of racing video games, the other two being Trackmania and FZero.
Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.

Yooooo mario kart is so awesome

by Starryboi April 30, 2024

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.

mario kart is fun

by Starryboi December 9, 2023

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.

1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...

by WitherHD November 19, 2017

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023