Twin Lakes

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.

Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."

by Twin Lakes Survivor(for now) May 21, 2011

late game

The act of getting your first 4/2 farm up.

Ok, we almost got this up, just a few more seconds... and... There we go, the epic late game has begun!

by Complaining with Ov February 28, 2017

Late Night Funny Man

A man on late night television, who makes the most bland, safe, and tired Trump jokes over and over again.

See: Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, NPComedian #788382, Jimmy Kimmel

Man, I sure can never get enough of this Late Night Funny Man, he sure is the funniest, most daring, and original one I've ever seen!

by JeromeKuiperBelt July 5, 2020

lated

internet slang.
short for annihiLATED.

that team just got lated.
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*kid gets hit by car* "LATED!!!"

by badninja3 January 11, 2008

Late Registration

Kanye West's follow-up to The College Dropout includes tracks such as "Diamonds (From the Sierra Leone)" as well as "Gold Digger" Feat. Jamie Foxx and many other great tracks. This album is surprisingly largely produced by Jon Brion. Late Registration released on August 30th 2005 is an instant classic like the last Kanye album.

"...so they ask me, why you call it late registration Ye? Cuz we takin these mothafuckas back to school

by LoBww1 September 11, 2005

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

LaResa

LaResa she is beautiful on the inside in out... She is smart but crazy at the same time. LaResa is strong and loyal get you a LaResa she lit

LaResa is the définition of real

by LaResa ruby December 20, 2016