Lay Buddhism

Much like Buddhism, but praticed by people who aren't monks. All you need to be a lay buddhist is to follow the eight fold path and agree to Buddha's teachings.

Lay Buddhism is Buddhism for the common man. I'd be a lay buddhist, but meditation is really hard, props to Jordan for being a Lay Buddhist.

by Schillster September 24, 2005

lay oreo

take that back lay oreo!! ... i said take it back.

its mr lay oreo

lay oreo, aka leorio

u lucky u have hot femboy kurapika

by killuascatmaid January 24, 2021

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

lays chips

Air.

The thing we breathe also known as air, is what Lays chips are

by Ajeta November 17, 2013

Ken Lai

A person or a nerd with horrible grammER usage.
A person who likes to live in starbucks.

Marinos : Did any of you ever heard of google?
Seymour : Man stop being a Ken Lai

Marinos: Yo ken what you doing this weekend?
Seymour : I have a date in starbucks. What about you?
Marinos : You're such a Ken Lai.

by AnnaFux July 08, 2010

lay off

Leave alone, stop being mean to.

"Lay off me, I'm a good bloke"

by bluebone62 August 17, 2011

lay on hands

an ability commonly used by paladins in role-playing games, that heals you on someone else for a large amount of health. usable generally once every in-game day.

that paladin was almost dead, but he used lay on hands, and now he is okay

by Dalsson January 17, 2008