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Kels

My best friend and total baddie and a schmuck. Had a threesome. And her body count is in the triple digits. Died her white hair to a black color. Is from Malta and Poland. Never lets you down. Might raise your kids if you decide she can get her shit together. Possibly transferred and lived in her car Gracie for a short while after having a mental breakdown over her ex. Overall 11/10 girl.
by Ramen Lord April 30, 2020
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Kels

Kels is a lovely friend even though she does gossip quite a lot and sometimes she can get mixed up in other people drama but sometimes she doesn’t mean too it’s just on a impulse. She is a friend who you can speak to for hours and share loads of memories together. She is truly beautiful inside and out even though she doesn’t see that. She is very misunderstood and if you’ve got loyalty with her she is a friend to be trusted.
Kels: any gossip?

Girl: no have you?
Kels: did you hear what mya said?
GIRL: no what did she say

Kels: she said that she’s stopped eating food to loose weight how funny is that she never going to loose that weight
GIRL: really don’t lie
Kels: don’t tell no one

GIRL: I won’t! (Thinks: except everyone needs to know)
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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kel

someone who likes to say kys
friend: hi!
kel:kys
by da original grim reaper September 7, 2022
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Kel

The coolest dude.
Kel is the most uplifting character from the video game Omori. He may not be very bright but he is strong and always supportive. However, his simple attitude towards problems can prevent him from seeing other people’s sides and get him in trouble.

While many Omori fans exagerrate his lack of smarts, everyone can appreciate how he lights up a room. After all, he convinced Sunny to leave his room after 4 years.
Omori Player: “Kel is pretty awesome”.
Omori Player 2: “Hehe he gots burgers on his mind”
Kel: “So you’re gonna say I love burgers but ignore when I literally ate an entire pizza?”
Omori Player 2: “Absolutely
by EnbyIcon October 29, 2021
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Kel

The act of drinking orange joe and pretending to be taller than his older brother
“I like to KEL”
by WHATSCOOKINGOODLOOKIN June 14, 2022
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Kel and Bon

A pair of inseparable friends that are always up to something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Properties include :
- mind-reading abilities

- being unproblematic, loyal, and honest

- ride or die mentality
- always having a fun time
Question:

That was a terrible prank, who thought this was a good idea?
Answer: Kel and Bon.

Statement:
Person 1: Oh Dear! It looks like there is smoke coming from the tech room!
Person 2: Kel and Bon are on Tech duty together.

Additional Uses:
Coach: THE GAME STARTS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! Why am I missing 2 players ???

Players: Kel caught a lift with Bon.
by HBD_Steven ;) September 9, 2020
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Kel

Word often associated with stupidity or idiocy.
Man, what the Kel?!
by Nykko September 22, 2022
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