i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.
Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
by Stasch42 October 21, 2017
Get the Jelly Beanmug. Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.
Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*
Main: ... *looking mad as hell*
Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!
Main: ... *looking mad as hell*
Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!
by Jazogirl February 20, 2021
Get the Jelly beanmug.