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Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

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has ridiculous taste in just about everything (the type that actually likes crunchy pb). momma's boy for sure. can't handle monopoly but likes chutes and ladders. probably likes video games more than you. "not a beer guy". potentially likes to cook. not a fan of driving so maybe not the roadtripping type. he's cute, fun to talk to, and probably understands your sense of humor.

girl: come over i'm home alone

jak: i would but my mom won't let me go anywhere

by srirachafux April 22, 2020

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Jak is one of the prettiest boys you’ll ever see. the way his eyes glow in any light known to man kind, his smile that can spread around the whole world and light up anyone’s day. He is very strong on the inside and out, if he want’s something he will work for it and eventually get what he wants. Tho on the inside he deals with many different feelings nobody takes time to acknowledge, and he takes things to heart. He overthinks but that’s because he truly cares and he always will care, he wants the best for you and especially the connection you have. Be kind to Jak and hold his heart like it’s the most precious thing in the world.

He is the most loyal person you’ll ever lay your eyes on, he takes care and loves the person with his whole heart. Don’t take Jak for granted, he loves you.

“ Wow Jak looks like he’s treats you really well, and makes you happy”

“ Yeah, Jak makes me feel like the most special person in the world”

by -love J May 19, 2023

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