jack in the box

rough sex resulting on repeated contact with the cervix

she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box

by cornhuliotheturn November 7, 2024

jack in the box

a place that has bomb ass assin' ass food.

i just had some bomb ass assin' ass jack in the box.

by Bordshiesty May 26, 2023

Jack in the box

Someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside

I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!

by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015

Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”

by anonymous March 29, 2024

Jack in the box

Feed a girl a lot of beans and taco bell then the Male processed to lock her in a box then after 3 hours cut a hole in that box and put your nose in that hole and sniff for as long as you possibly can

P1:dude what's that smell

P2:oh me and my girl just di the Jack in the box

by Fart fest April 24, 2020

Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024