by Andrew Roshel October 5, 2008
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Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.
Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.
Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
Juggalo Hater: Nice meat cleaver, man! I've been looking everywhere for one like that!
Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.
Juggalos: :(
Juggalo Hater: :D
Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.
Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.
Juggalos: :(
Juggalo Hater: :D
Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.
by Herpedsohardyouderp May 3, 2011
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by SureBuddy August 6, 2007
Get the juggaloser mug.Is the stupidest animal on planet earth. Known for their bad taste in music and enjoyment of wearing womens makeup. Seemingly retarded the juggalope knows not of its blabbering xD
by Buddhist Munky B August 13, 2010
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Alright Juggalos & etts, If I understand this correctly, as a group, You're not violent, you're full of love, you just like what you like and you don't care what anyone else says, these things are what makes you part of the Dark Carnival, Down With The Clown, A Ninja, a Juggalo/juggalette... is that right?
If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.
If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).
And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.
If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).
And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
by Bob the Jugga-Sheep August 18, 2006
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by TheCableNazi October 20, 2008
Get the juggalo holocaust mug.A fan of the music artists ICP or another artist from Psychopathic Records. They like Faygo, meet at Juggalo gatherings, and consider their fellow Juggalos as family. The female term for a Juggalo is a Juggalette. There are two different types of Juggalos: Non-Violent and Violent Juggalos.
by WritingOnTheWalls August 25, 2015
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