Ingrid

The one girl that sends snapchats of her hammie stretches that a guy named Adam would object with a passion. Typically a midget that will provide her height to the quarter inch in order to say she is not a midget.

Ingrid told me the other day that she will be 5’1 and 3 quarters after one month of good morning hammie stretches.

by Isaac DeSnutz October 11, 2022

Ingrid

That girl that sends snapchats at the gym of her good morning hammie stretches. Typically a midget that provides their “mental height” but also provides their physical height to the quarter inch.

Despite being 6’2 mentally, Ingrid told me that after doing a month of good morning hammie stretches, she will finally be 5’1 and 1/4”

by Isaac DeSnutz October 13, 2022

Ingrid

The best friend ever, she’s SUPER short but don’t let that fool you! She’s and angel but a devil too. Definitely and Aries and will get mean if she needs to be. She’s such a beautiful intelligent girl so tu a bright future!

Boy1: yo did you see Ingrid the other day she’s so cute
Boy2: yea ikr

by Reliablesource_r January 14, 2022

liv ingrid

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is an amazing girlfriend, and a good bestfriend. If somebody messes with her friends, then she messes with them!
She is cheering everyone up on a bad day.
She is an amazing artist, athlete, she is smart, happy and has a beautiful heart full of rainbows.

Guy 1: Man, I've always had a crush Ok that girl.
Guy 2: Dude, of course her name is Liv Ingrid!

by Kittycat2 February 25, 2017

Ingrid

Old scandinavian name usually used for woman. In slang used to describe something as cute or adorable in the same way that an old lady would be.

Ben: "Thank you for the cookies. That is very ingrid of you."

by Follkommen kuhl March 26, 2024

To Ingridize

The process through which gingers take over the world.

A person that supports it is an Ingridizer.

(The process is a.k.a Ingridaization)

Yo, my friend is looking forward to Ingridize the world.

Shit, we better hide.

Why?

We're blonde.

by Ingridizer June 1, 2024

ingrid

the pengest girl going, often has gorilla grip cooch with scented fanny drip

friend:“what’t wrong mate?”
other friend:“my willy’ swollen from ingrids puss-power”

by putin deeper February 27, 2021