idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out

Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Idaho Summersault

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Idaho Tall Boy

An Idaho Tall Boy is made by holding two regular, 12oz beers, in one hand stacked on top of each other. the two regualr beers form a tall boy, 24oz. Better than double fisting, the Idaho Tall Boy allows you to still hold two beers, but leaves a free hand to smoke or punch with.

You: I can't punch this dood! My little hands are full of beers!
Idahomie: Thas why you gotta rock the Idaho Tall Boy fool.

(Knockout)

by ER0KO February 4, 2010

Idaho roadblock

A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.

"I perfected the Idaho roadblock before going to Camden."
"Good move."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Idaho Weather

Idaho Weather is weather that changes every 10 fucking minutes in one hour it will possibly go like this rain, snow, hail, sunny, rain, sunny. Unlike most states where the weather stays the same year round Idaho is Cold as fuck in the winter and hot as hell in the summer. Idaho weather has made a popular phrase in Idaho for visitors "hey welcome to idaho enjoy the weather?, just wait 10 minutes."

todays looking like a idaho weather day

by xasasas April 2, 2011

idaho giant potato

The act of shoving a potato up a womans anus. And taking it out jerking off untill ejaculation, put your cum on the potato, and force feed it to her.

I totally gave Whitney the Idaho Giant Potato

by Cockyballslover69 February 15, 2017

Idaho Vandals

The university of Idaho is a very unique and energized environment. It boast's one of the northwest top educational institutes, rising athletics and a fun residential campus. a place where you will meet life long friends and make job connections... OH and did i forget to mention THEY PARTY HARD! once labeled by playboy magazine as to good at partying to make there list. Made a top 10 appearance in HHWH's top party schools list and number 9 and made college life magazines at number 15. So if you want to go to a university where you will receive a top notch education while having the time of your life at outrageous party's well then THE University of Idaho id the place for you. Oh ya and learn 6 words " Who do we hate?.. BOISE STATE!

The Idaho Vandals are way better than boise state

by smz54 March 15, 2011