When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.
This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.
by Fashion Nova May 2, 2023
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
by mrtroller977 October 31, 2011
by fireatlas91_ May 14, 2023
by Datvoiceinyourhead July 30, 2016
The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.
Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....
by James St August 3, 2022
The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
by Tatertot Productions March 20, 2019
Icelandic Sweater, also known as Lopapeysa.
The popular sweater is made from the wool of Icelandic sheep. *The patterns of the sweater originated from the Greenlandic women’s traditional costume (Kalaallisuut); Annichen Sibbern from Norway got the inspiration from a newspaper picture of Mona Mårtensson wearing the Greenlandic traditional costume. Harpa Hreinsdóttir from Iceland took the inspiration to create the now known Icelandic sweater and named it Lopapeysa.*
The popular sweater is made from the wool of Icelandic sheep. *The patterns of the sweater originated from the Greenlandic women’s traditional costume (Kalaallisuut); Annichen Sibbern from Norway got the inspiration from a newspaper picture of Mona Mårtensson wearing the Greenlandic traditional costume. Harpa Hreinsdóttir from Iceland took the inspiration to create the now known Icelandic sweater and named it Lopapeysa.*
“Your outfit is so cute Julie! What a beautiful pattern u got, where’s it from?”
“Thanks Dave, my friend’s mom made it for me! She told me about the history of how and where Icelandic people got the inspiration from, and it turned out that the patterns were inspired by the beautiful Greenlandic costume that Kalaallit women wear!”
“That’s interesting, why have I never heard of that?! The Greenlandic traditional costumes and the Icelandic sweater both look great!”
“Thanks Dave, my friend’s mom made it for me! She told me about the history of how and where Icelandic people got the inspiration from, and it turned out that the patterns were inspired by the beautiful Greenlandic costume that Kalaallit women wear!”
“That’s interesting, why have I never heard of that?! The Greenlandic traditional costumes and the Icelandic sweater both look great!”
by Historylearner123 October 2, 2021