I hate you

Word that you say to your parents to express your gratitude for them

“I hate you, mum and dad!”

“Thank you, son/daughter/other! Now let’s go to the orphanage!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

I hate you

I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.

ava: i hate you

evin: really?? you’re nasty
ava: i hate you

by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025