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This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
by Burner Account September 16, 2020
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Herm's

Possessive pronoun describing transgender possession of an object
That pencil is herm's
by TheSwizz April 20, 2022
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Hermes

Pronounced; (air-mez) Was the Greek god of trade, wealth, luck, thieves, and travel. He was among the cleverest and trickiest Olympian gods. He created the lyre, and was the patron of shepherds. He is often compared to Mercury, Latin Mercuries who was a Roman god. Hermes never had a wife, however, he had eight children, Evander, Hermaphroditus, Myrtilus, Pan, Autolycus, Eudoros, Angelia, and Abderus.
"Hermes if my favorite Greek god because I, too enjoy wealth and trade."
by Bern Cullken January 28, 2021
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Hermes

Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)

If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
OMG, your boyfriend is a Hermes? His dick must be huge!
Sure is.
by Psi -- The Wavefunction November 21, 2021
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Herm

A person with a small penis who is worshiped temporarily upon arriving in town, then ridiculed after a few days.
Whatever, Hermie will get old after a few days. Plus, he has a small penis.
by HermDefiner2 December 11, 2011
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Herm

When someone is a boy or girl then get surgery to turn the other gender/ my brother oh wait I mean my sister
hi I'm a herm.
by hheyyyyyyyyyyyyy girllll November 19, 2021
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 31, 2025
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