Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points

That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer

by 9nlisk March 17, 2024

grasshopper

One who avoids weed, typically at a party.

"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."

by AdolfHitler69 April 7, 2017

Clapping grasshopper

Adj. Beef curtains flap during mid hurdle

Did you see the girl at the track meet land the clapping grasshopper?

by Minfulspirittwath April 27, 2019

Grasshopper

Slang for men's genitalia or penis.

Hey man! You got a packin' grasshopper!

by Golftiger21 December 30, 2023

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.

Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg

by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020

saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016