garlic knots

(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.

"She had the best damn garlic knots I've ever seen. I just wanted to eat them."

by Shagomatic July 13, 2007

Garlic Vine

THE GREATEST PVZ 2 PLANT TO EVER EXIST!!!!

A: I LOVE GARLIC VINE!

B: ME TOO!

C: AMONG US!

by Purple_Tomato July 13, 2022

Garlic Goblin

A term used to describe White People

Person 1: have you seen how pale jimmy is?
Person 2: yeah, he's such a Garlic Goblin.

by TobyIn3D December 8, 2022

Garlic nose Syndrome

Common problem with females name Gabriella or Gabbie. Shockingly large nose attached to an already oversized head. Usually covered with blackheads and other facial fungi. Gabbie Garlic nose sufferers generally have big boobs and beady eyes and can suffer severe halitosis.
Although very funny and confident, the potential to be as beautiful as the best friend is short lived due to the Gabbie garlic nose syndrome.

"Her nose looked like a garlic, standing out from her already oversized head."

by The definition of perfection is Laura December 14, 2004

Garlic Crotch

A fowl smelling male pubic region. The odor permitted by this can usually be sensed from up to 20 ft away. Long exposer to this odor may cause temporary nausea and vomiting....Symptoms include: Redness & irratation of the ball sack, duck butter, slimy residue covering shaft of penis, Disgusting garlic smell.

Kevin was unable to attract any female partners due to his constant Garlic Crotch.

by Skee Rooster August 7, 2010

Garlic bread

Someone who has been cheated on more than once by the same person, and is still with them.

Chelsea- " omg I can't believe Darcie is still with that guy even after he cheated on her !"

Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"

by Yah!bish October 14, 2016

Garlic tooth syndrome

A horrible disease which comes from inserting garlic up ones anus. The word 'tooth' is the word for the sphincter which now resembles a french mans big toe.

"what's that smell?"

"what? oh nothing i'm just making some garlic bread"

"no you're not...aw man you've got the garlic tooth syndrome haven't you?"

"shut up..."

by sphincter licker August 22, 2009