The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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by Dr. Ian Grant June 14, 2011
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Thai man and woman finish having sex. They both complain of a burning sensation, and they are sure they do not have an STD or a rash. Man asks his partner "how was it?" Woman replies: " That must have been so good. It's still burning." Man "I thai flame thrower-ed your ass". Or " I brought the heat."
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Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!
by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009
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