fairfield secondary school was my previous secondary school
by x2111apm August 20, 2021
a school full of retarded dipshits that think they’re the shit. VAPE GODS and mowers are everywhere and drugs/alcohol are the basis of everyone’s “fun”. once and a while you’ll run into the nice person and you’ll have a friend. the school is too cliquey, judgemental, and filled with closed minded retards who wonder why they’re single while they’re actions explain it all. overall a pretty shitty place to spend most of your time.
by send help6669 January 4, 2018
✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)
✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)
❌ Budget neighbourhood school
❌ XMMs & YPs
❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys
❌Toilets with piss all over the floor
❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)
❌ Budget neighbourhood school
❌ XMMs & YPs
❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys
❌Toilets with piss all over the floor
❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?
Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
Mary : That school is ass.
Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
Mary : That school is ass.
by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 27, 2021
a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.
guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while
guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework
guy one: sweet ill be there!
guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework
guy one: sweet ill be there!
by that guy by the door January 28, 2011
I go to Fairfield Warde High School where I maintain a 4.9 GPA and smoke pot and have 3 million dollars.
by Warde October 20, 2008
outsiders need 241 to get in but those from the primary school side only needs 200, makes it look like it’s and elite school. very willing to spend on food, for example they gave the students old chang kee and dunkin donuts. the teachers most of them are really caring however theres just a few that are super irritating. fairfield cares to much about attire issues.
by ihateandlovefmss August 21, 2021
A phycological method of torture only fit for the suffering of the underworld. And you fifth graders thought you were excited to get out of your pathetic elementary school? Get suited up for numerous mental breakdowns a week caused by a crap ton of useless homework.
Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.
If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.
If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Person a: “MY BLOOD RUNS ON STRAIGHT CAFFEINE THAT I JUST END UP CRYING OUT AT THE END OF EACH HEART WRENCHING DAY.”
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods middle school?!
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods middle school?!
by ~sip~ June 28, 2019