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Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"
I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
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Fruitcake 

Refering to someone that is akward, or weird. Acting Gay, a flaming homosexual. (Flamer). An example of fruitcake is Austin Averett .
That dude is such a fruitcake .= That dude is so Austin Averett .= That dude is such a flamer .
Fruitcake by Taylorsarethebest October 30, 2011

fruitcake 

The users or P2P-IRC where not surprised when ub0r admitted he was a fruitcake.
fruitcake by [TS] Phoenix May 31, 2006

fruitcake 

Roberto Funes: I would like to announce that I am a fruitcake!!!!
fruitcake by Babale veeks December 13, 2008

Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
Fruitcakers by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008

Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
Fruitcakers by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008

Fruitcake 

A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians.
Dude, Chelsea is such a fruitcake. She's always kicking it with the lesbians, but her boyfriend is hella fine.
Fruitcake by Rae1138 December 17, 2011