edgar

edgars are a fat fucking chunky bitch. they survive on their apple empanadas and dont like to sleep. edgars never fail to “dress to impress” and show up to school everyday wearing $20 clearance section adidas and gay ass ankle socks. they usually have some good taste in music but also have some complete ASS songs on their playlist. edgars are not popular at all bc everyone thinks of them as the weird short kid who does drugs and likes memes. ngl they kinda a girl magnet to all the girls who enjoy fat kids w small dicks.
edgars also love “thicc girls.” for example, they enjoy jerking off thinking about kylie jenner in their free time, and day dreaming about what its like to fuck her. in conclusion edgars are one hell of a crazy annoying bitch...periodt.

girl 1: dude whos that new kid? hes like 4’2” but still weighs 35 more pounds then me 😭
girl 2: probably just an edgar. he wont stop showing me his memes either.

by dandydicksucker420 April 01, 2020

edgar

An edgar is kind of like a tackuache but dress more ghetto and usually have a fluffy edgar hairstyle.

ey mira ese edgar estupido only tackuaches can have an edgar

by juan el cuh September 20, 2022

edgar

Edgar is the definition of snowflake. Hes a cronically online teenager who thinks hes the "irl" of a alcoholic war criminal. Edgar DNI.

Bro look at that dude hes such an Edgar.

by rayynnneee May 03, 2023

edgar

To take a nasty shit and send a pic to all of your friends

Yo bro iam sending you an edgar

by hugequeer69 February 20, 2015

edgar

This is my boy Edgar he's taken and he's cracked at fortnite.

Edgar:Team wipe
Me:Munyanyo

by Fortnite guy January 09, 2021

the edgar

"the Edgar " means when you slip on purpose and fall onto a dick so hard that the dick brakes inside of you

my friend almost died because someone did "the Edgar " on him

by lil dicklet June 07, 2018

edgar

hella mean small peepe amd nevers gets the ass and has big gay he is also will sleep with your boyfriend so hide your guys before an Edgar comes along or he will ben them over and stick it in to give them the BIG GAY. LIKE THE PERSON READING THIS.

I have to hide my boyfriend because Edgars coming

by edgarhasbiggay12 December 10, 2018