by Isatta July 23, 2004
Get the dick eating mug.Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008
Get the eating one's vegetables mug.a form of self mutilation. you basically just rub an eraser over your skin really fast and it burns really bad and eventually the skin can break. it scars worse and hurts a lot longer than cutting yourself will, which is why for some people it works better. it gets the job done when mom finds out about the cutting.
My mom found out about me cutting and took away my razors. It's all good, though, she can't keep me away from pencils so there's always erasing.
by jeansandeyeliner April 12, 2011
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by Ass God February 3, 2018
Get the ass eating awareness month mug.A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
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Get the Easin mug.That guy was Eating Crow when Obama was elected President, he had swore under his life that McCain would be elected
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