The Dragon

The genitals of an older man, usually with 4 balls.

You son of a dragon!
Watch out the dragon is letting off steam!

by Mr.Jizzinmypants February 12, 2009

Dragon

The garagntuan scaly beast nesting in a man's pants. Not for use when describing male genitalia of a common nature. A "Dragon" is a creature of mythical proportions. It makes a habit of desecrating virgins and maidens of all descriptions. When not wreaking fire-breathing havoc upon the world, it will lie docile in it's nest, resting upon it's Dragon Eggs, keeping them warm and ready. A true Dragon is irresistable to the ample breasted maidens of the world, and they gladly open their Dragon Caves for temporary inhabitance with little to no warning. The scent of a Dragon is evident to every female within a radius of several miles. His fire breathing nature sets women afire, with little recourse but to soothe it between the sheets of the Dragon Master.

Dude, that coffeehouse chick has been eyeing my Dragon all morning. Wait here...

by DragonMaster November 27, 2006

dragon

Slang for heroin when consumed by smoking it off a piece of foil.

"I'm gonna skip class today, go eastside and smoke the dragon."

by paul23 May 23, 2005

Dragon

A mythical being that will come into your bed at night at stick his dick up your ass.

Henry: *Zzzz* *snore* --- WTF was that?
Percy: *Purrr* *hump*
Henry: Holy shit! Is that a-- it's a dragon! I just got f*cked by a dragon! FML

by Xenos59 July 02, 2014

dragon

a really old women you pick up at a bar that is even older then 50.

Thats gross that dragon is disgusting.

by bob 24 February 02, 2008

Dragon

A fat female. Often used in phrases with the word 'Slay' which means having sex

Make sure you keep a pitcher of water next to the bed when slaying dragons.

by Steven Harvey February 15, 2008

Dragon

a penis

Ben: uhh, David, your dragons showing.
David: Oh, shit!

by Ben Tran December 08, 2010