The Defecation Chamber

THE SHITTER

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.

by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019

defecation head

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

by g2l May 1, 2020

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Sudden Onset Defecation

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!

“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”

by Saloondoor June 30, 2023

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022