day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimp

A strong dominant male who will protect his woman folk and will beat anyone man that gets in his way with the words "let me tell you something!"

Oh no here comes Crimp, I heard he pushed a child down the stairs

by Tomg707 December 2, 2021

Crimp

The act of being a Simp, as well as a Cuck.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.

Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.

Logan you're such a Crimp. You let the girl you love bang someone else, while you paid for condoms.

by Social Dis March 23, 2021

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Crimp

A word used to define a crippled imp. (Midget)

Ayo look it's a crimp

by Lilteabagger July 30, 2023

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006