cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.

*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>

by rymenoceres September 6, 2011

black cog wog

A person with the heritage of aboriginal Australia and dutch decent.

"aye look it's that dirty black cog wog" -jade

by theonlyblackclogwog December 25, 2017

Rooster cog-burn

An asshole with longhair that goes to clubs with his friends and only gets guys numbers.

Wow we went to the club with john and he got like 12 guys numbers and no girls. Hes such a rooster cog-burn

by Kfedex123433 November 24, 2011

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Cog On

A very mysterious and elusive show/phenomenon of mass proportions~!

these webisodes are not only chock full of entertainment but educational in the field of pornogrophy sounds and insightful interviews! not to mention F-WORD!!!!!!

I need to catch up on my Cog On webisodes before the next edition.

I would watch Cog On to get my "cog on."

by Cog On Lover October 14, 2009

Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019

Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019