cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.

*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>

by rymenoceres September 6, 2011

black cog wog

A person with the heritage of aboriginal Australia and dutch decent.

"aye look it's that dirty black cog wog" -jade

by theonlyblackclogwog December 25, 2017

Rooster cog-burn

An asshole with longhair that goes to clubs with his friends and only gets guys numbers.

Wow we went to the club with john and he got like 12 guys numbers and no girls. Hes such a rooster cog-burn

by Kfedex123433 November 24, 2011

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019

COG

Child of God

I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine May 30, 2018