Cog Jog

This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

by UberBad May 13, 2005

COG Sex

n. (cog-sex) The unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of sex. After engaging in COG Sex, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. Each person who partakes in COG Sex looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. One decides, and is determined to, never again partake in COG Sex, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. Also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. Sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

Primarily used by students of Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA.

"Uhhh man I feel sick..."
"What did you do? You eat something bad?"
"Naw... it must have been the COG sex last night."

by Hiro Schneider December 9, 2008

cog dog

Cog Dog is someone who is so mentally retarded a vegetable would be smarter than them.

You're such a Cog Dog.

by Rick Coglan May 30, 2018

cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.

*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>

by rymenoceres September 6, 2011

Cog On

A very mysterious and elusive show/phenomenon of mass proportions~!

these webisodes are not only chock full of entertainment but educational in the field of pornogrophy sounds and insightful interviews! not to mention F-WORD!!!!!!

I need to catch up on my Cog On webisodes before the next edition.

I would watch Cog On to get my "cog on."

by Cog On Lover October 14, 2009

Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.

Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.

by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011

Cog a gun

Equip a gun, (mostly used in ghetto slang)

1: How do you wanna get those $100?
2: I'll simply cog a gun and rob a cat.
3: You sure? Well good luck then..

by DeltaKT July 6, 2018