by Breaksreak July 27, 2016
Get the cosplaymug. The act of when individuals in a white-collar environment masquerade as sophisticated, hi-powered professionals with dreams of innovation and corporate-ladder climbing.
In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.
The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.
Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.
The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.
Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
"Hey Sean, ready to watch the latest round of Corporate Cosplay in the Marketing Dept. Today?"
"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
by No Man's Skyfall December 15, 2016
Get the Corporate Cosplaymug. 
A fake or online “gang” pretending to be Crips without any real street ties, hood presence, or recognition from actual sets. They mimic slang, symbols, and gang culture from social media, music videos, and documentaries—but it’s all performance, no politics, no turf, no reputation. Usually born from clout-chasing rappers or Reddit gang historians trying to live out a 90s LA fantasy from behind a screen.
“WSDMGC73 is the perfect example of a cosplay Crip set—all hashtags and hood emojis, zero block to back it up.“—LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
Get the Cosplay Crip Setmug. Yeah, like that guy who said he would shoot up a school and then was reported to the police, the police and FBI both did nothing, and then he shot up a school. That's exactly what people thought when the guy did the thing you're saying people don't do.
Hym "Everything is cosplay. You don't take other people's lives seriously. You barely take your of life seriously. And this is entirely the fault of religious preconditioning. It's entirely a coping mechanism to detract from the fact that I can just murder your kids. You will not get away with what you're doing to me."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
Get the Cosplaymug. An amazing cosplayer, mutual and friend. MASSIVE obsession with tsukishima fr, uh yamaguchi kin, says sorry way too much, pretty asf, and from a tsukishima kin, knows how to throw insults VERY AMAZINGLY, LMFAO.
"oh look! Megasimp_cosplay followed me back, I'm so happy, I love their cosplays!" "Who is megasimp._.cosplay?" "Oh megasimp._.cosplay is an amazing person that deserves so much love and has amazing cosplays!!"
by Handkink101 July 27, 2021
Get the Megasimp._.cosplaymug. by lazy_kanade June 25, 2021
Get the possum_.cosplaysmug.