Pee'd in my cornflakes

Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.

Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.

Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."

by Nathan Speirs... May 16, 2010

who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014

GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

To get the fuck outta someone's business

Fuck jimmy GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

by Savage frnchfry August 1, 2016

license from a cornflake packet

The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.

Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!

by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

cornflakes

A very overrated breakfast cereal made out of corn. gets soggy in the milk way too fast and is not at all enjoyable after that unlike the other cereals

Boy: what you got there? cereal?

Boy 2: yeah, Cornflakes
Boy: oh no! that's pretty lame

by break your legs June 25, 2022

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024