Spicy Bunghole
(noun)
1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.
(noun)
1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.
“Bro, I had that five-alarm chili and now I’ve got the worst spicy bunghole of my life. I’m walking like I just got kicked by a mule.”
“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”
“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”
“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”
“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”
by Kellykism August 5, 2025
Get the Spicy Bungholemug. Sourced from the classic Russian stereotype of drinking vodka and the side hole of a barrel in wine making termed as the “bunghole”, the Russian bunghole is when you blow vodka into someone’s asshole, let it sit for a few minutes, and then suck it out. This action turns the vodka into a fresh cocktail of whatever the participant ate yesterday.
Yo babe!! I’m ready for the Russian bunghole! Don’t bother telling me what you ate yesterday…I’ll find out soon enough.
by anonymous July 7, 2022
Get the Russian Bungholemug. Kristoffstis: Dude, I just fucked Clarice yesterday and she had the greatest bunghole
Marconi: Awwww nice dude, rimming a bunghole is the best!
Marconi: Awwww nice dude, rimming a bunghole is the best!
by mrstealyogirl.ca April 18, 2022
Get the Bungholemug. Guy 1: Thew iz no twuning bwack!
Guy 2: Shut up you shape like spongebob's house, humpty dumpty boy. Your hair is like string cheese! You wanted to go to Disney World so badly, your parents taped you on their ceiling fan and turn it on and yo turned into a disabled bayblades 3... 2... 1... let it rip boy you searched up "The nearest location to the Krusty Krabs" dumb boy. Holy crap, you thought getting a mohawk will make you fly like an airplane. Bunghole!
Guy 2: Shut up you shape like spongebob's house, humpty dumpty boy. Your hair is like string cheese! You wanted to go to Disney World so badly, your parents taped you on their ceiling fan and turn it on and yo turned into a disabled bayblades 3... 2... 1... let it rip boy you searched up "The nearest location to the Krusty Krabs" dumb boy. Holy crap, you thought getting a mohawk will make you fly like an airplane. Bunghole!
by xiloas March 10, 2023
Get the Bungholemug. When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024
Get the jewish mongolian bunghole aidsmug. Man every single time she runs out of junk she starts complaining about slippy-bunghole and all the guys get exited.
by L.D. Wodie May 21, 2021
Get the Slippy-bungholemug. person 1: i have such a big bunghole :P
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL
by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
Get the bungholemug.