Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

Brando

Magnificent cock, with balls like thunder. He has magnificent hair and a body that resembles a greek god

Wow, I want to fuck that guy. He’s such a Brando

by Not named brando I promise February 23, 2021

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020